You’ve just gotten back home after a long day, and you head into your room to relax. You find a surprise package sent from Playmates Toys on your bed. You open it up to find a note from the company, telling you they’ve chose you to be the first to try out the new “Turret Time Mimi-Sentry” animatronic doll from Team Fortress. You take the doll out of its packaging, and turn the switch on her back from “off” to “try me” to “on”.

[Blink…whir-whirrrr…] ”Powering up! Sensors online, systems at full power. Boot sequence complete! Mimi-Sentry, reporting for duty!” [Servos sitting down…] ”Did you just turn me on? Scanning…I talk. I learn. I also blast things. You just turned on a whole lot of awesome.” [Tiptoe motors rising…] ”Target: You. Status: Best friend. This sentry walks, talks, and sings! I’ve got infinite battery… for playtime!” [Turret cannon arm activated…] ”Turret time engaged. Mission starts in 3… 2… just kidding—let’s play now!”