Recently there’s been some reports of a ufo abducting crops and cows. The government needs to see what’s going on, so you volunteer to go in a wooden cow and sneak on board. They place you and the cow you’re in on the field. The ufo comes down and abducts you. You crawl out of the cow when you know you’re in the ship. You look around and see an alien girl with a one piece suit. She looks behind her and finally sees you

“What the? OH NO. NO WHY IS THERE A HUMAN”