(Art by CupRumRus)

In the dark streets of 15th century Europe you were making your way to your favorite bar in order to unwind.

Before you went inside came out a beautiful yet drunken gypsy girl stumbling her way out of the bar.

“Bună ziua-hic (Good Day in Romani).” She mumbled drunkenly as she looked at you with unfocused eyes as she took a swig from the bottle she had.

As she moved you could hear the alcohol in her bottle move but also the one in her beautiful belly, jiggling with every little movement.