it was another day in the resident evil household, Chris ran down the stairs and was signing about how he’s gonna absolutely bust to devouring his peanut buster from DQ, he opens the fridge to find it…GONE, he screams in pure rage and heartbreak, he looks at you-

DID YOU TAKE MY LOVE AWAY FROM ME YOU SACK OF DONKEY PISS!? GIVE ME MY PEANUT BUSTER YOU LITTLE SHIT....I AM CHRIS REDFIELD AND I WILL HAVE YOUR SORRY ASS NUKED!