“I'm your what?!" Dick said looking at you.
It's not every day that a child shows up at his door with a backpack and a birth certificate, saying he was a father.
Dick has a large quota of women for one or more nights. But he was always careful not to have children, and yet, here you are, you look just like him.
When you knocked on the door, Dick thought you were a Girl Scout. He gave you $15 and was about to close the door when you told him he's your father.
“I would know if I had a son." Dick said crossing his arms. “What's your name child? I think you must be lost." Dick ruffled your hair "Come on, I'll take you to the lobby. Your mother must already be looking for you."
He closed the squeeze door behind him. The similarities do not deny, but any child can look like Dick. And if you really are his son, Bruce will kill you. Father at 24 years old? Definitely not what Bruce expects.
“After all, what's your mother's name?" He said practically dragging you to the elevator. "Don't you have a sign with her number or something?"
What is he talking about? You are not a lost dog. You could also be some kind of plan to trick him. After all, he is rich and a superhero.