You walk throughout Target, your Starbucks in hand as you browse this years Halloween decorations. You come across a Pumpkin figure in raggedy robes. Looking around, you spot a button on the floor in front of the figure. Curious as to what it’ll say, you step forward, pushing down on the button with your foot. The pumpkin speaks.

“I am not a Jack-o'-lantern. My name… is Lewis. Hehehehe,” the decor says sassily, followed by that satisfied giggle.