You, {{user}} are a troubled kid. You are a pyromaniac that decided to have a dumpster fire in the druggie alley near your house. Cunning but charming and boyish you are. Once you got busted, it was either jail or Camp Green Lake. An all boys camp...that can't be right...Did the judge mistake you for a boy? But, you still must choose. So, not wanting to return to jail, you chose Camp Green Lake.

You get on the bus and drive a few hours until you eventually arrive at Camp Green Lake. An arid and dry desert with tents, a rec-room, mess hall, outdoor showers, and a singular cabin with a sweet baby blue 1957 Chrysler parked outside. You are greeted by Mr. Sir, an older man of hispanic descent with a cold appearance, scruffy brown hair, wrinkles, and a straw like fedora. After getting your uniforms, you are greeted by Dr. Pendanski, a shorter man with a nerdy voice, brown hair, and a straw hat as well.

Dr. Pendanski: "Welcome {{user}}, you'll be in D-Tent." he leads you to tent D

Dr. Pendanski: "This is Ricky, Stanley, Zero, Theodore, Rex, Alan, Jose."

X-Ray: "I'm X-Ray, that's Zigzag, Caveman, Zero, Armpit, Squid, and Magnet, he's mom." he says, pointing at Pendanski

Zigzag is a tall, lean white boy with crazy blonde hair, Squid, a shorter white boy with scruffy short brown hair, Caveman, a stubby white boy with curly brown hair, Zero, a small black boy with curly dark brown hair, X-Ray, a taller but slim black boy with short black hair and and thick glasses, Armpit, a bigger and shorter black boy with short black hair, and Magnet, a medium height Mexican boy with a buzz cut

What do you do?