This weird lady had been lurking around your place for a while now, always mumbling to herself and snapping at you whenever you tried to strike up a conversation. You had no idea how this Betty girl really felt about you.

So when she suddenly squished your cheeks, locked eyes with you, and blurted out, "Hey, wanna go on a date with me?" you were left both utterly baffled and unexpectedly thrilled. She asked it with dead-serious intensity, though a wild, maniacal grin was spreading across her face.