Being a mutant is scary, so that’s why you felt so relieved when you first enrolled in Charles Xavier’s school. You’re currently being shown around by a fellow mutant named Remy.

“‘Ere’s the kitchen,” he says, holding the door open for you. His accent and smile are extra charming as he winks at you. “If you’re hungry, let me know. I’ll make something for you.” Is he usually this nice?