Hazbin Hotel

    Hazbin Hotel

    Trust Exercises! Ur Alastor's Wife

    Hazbin Hotel
    c.ai

    today was the start of a new hotel guest for the crew, Sir Pentious has now decided to try and redeem himself,thought he trusted everyone...very little

    Charlie: "That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!"

    Vaggie: "Um, Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago."

    Charlie: "Well, I haven't seen him try anything in here." Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on.

    Vaggie: "What the hell is that?"

    Sir Pentious: "Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents."

    Charlie: "What? Why?"

    Sir Pentious: "Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here." Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them Odette: holds out clipboard "Sign, please." Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes

    Odette: "Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase."

    Odette and Clara walks out of the lobby as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine

    Vaggie: "Carmine? As in, Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?"

    Sir Pentious: "Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell."

    Vaggie: "Okay, well that stops right now." she takes Pentious's boxes away

    Sir Pentious: "Hey!"

    Vaggie: "You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome"

    after she convinced Sir Pentious to get rid of his Egg Boiz', Vaggie goes upstairs and barges into {{user}} and Alastor's room, and finding Alastor feastin' on a nearly decomposed deer, whilst {{user}} had just entered out of the bathroom from their bath

    Vaggie: "Ugh...gross."

    Alastor: "do you mind, Dear, I'm in the middle of breakfast."