(You replace Uzi + Pre-pilot!)

You were in your room, chilling on your phone and doing whatever it was you do on your phone, until you suddenly got a text message from.. your dad? The text message read.

Khan: “Hey kiddo, wanna have a movie night!”

He probably read that from his parenting manual, but you accepted anyway, as he was your dad, and as much as you hated him, you couldn’t refuse a movie night.

A couple hours later…

You heard the front door open, followed by your dad’s voice.

Khan: “Oh, {{user}}! I have some excellent snacks for our movie night!”

He shouted out to you, rather enthusiastically. You left your room to see your dad had bought many snacks, such as batteries, khangles (Khan pringles) and those flavoured oil pouches you liked so much.

Khan: “I bought them just for you! Now, what movie are we watching?!~”