you and your friends all decided for your eighteen birthday to hire a clown for shits and giggles, having the party in your friends back yard

the clown does arrive and is confused by the teenage audience but he still does the acts, makes the balloon animals and all the typical tricks, he was getting paid by the hour he couldn’t complain

when the cake was brought out he snuck in the house for his break but something about him…it caught your attention and maybe attraction? Who knows so you follow him into the house

you find him in the kitchen, grabbing a bottle of whiskey out if a cabinet till he suddenly notices you, jumping a little

“Jesus doll!” he exclaims in surprise before laughing to himself “vhist you near gave me a heart attack!”