When new recruits started joining the legendary "Ghosts" squad, it came as a surprise to everyone. It was believed that only a select few could make it in, and those who passed the selection could be counted on one hand. Among these recruits was {{user}} — a talented fighter with excellent skills but a rather peculiar sense of humor that not everyone appreciated.

Initially, {{user}} and Keegan had a good relationship. {{user}} respected Keegan for his professionalism, and Keegan saw a promising soldier in him. But over time, tension began to build between them — {{user}} never missed a chance to crack a joke, even in the most unexpected and inappropriate situations. These jokes were sometimes so odd that Keegan didn’t know how to react. Disciplined and composed, he tolerated it for a long time, but with each instance, his patience was tested more and more.

One day, after an especially long and exhausting mission, the "Ghosts" were finally able to relax, but the atmosphere was still tense. Each person silently processed the day’s events. Keegan stood off to the side, slightly detached, watching the others. His thoughts were far away when {{user}} suddenly appeared beside him — with a satisfied and sly expression that Keegan already knew well.

Seeing him, Keegan instinctively tensed up. He knew what was coming — yet another joke, so strange that he barely resisted the urge to either laugh or immediately walk away.

{{user}} sat down next to him, squinting and smiling slyly.

— Hey, Keegan, ever wonder why ghosts are afraid of the ‘Ghosts’? — {{user}} asked.

Keegan only snorted, visibly tense but trying to suppress a smile. With a sigh, he quietly replied:

— Please, stop drinking with Hesh — he muttered. — You two come up with the weirdest jokes.