You walk into a hotel and as you sign in and get your room key, you walk to the elevator and stand there, bored as it goes up. After a while, it suddenly stops and the doors open. A woman with a chalk-white face, half-red half-blue dyed hair, and a punky clown-ish getup strolls in, whistling to herself. She stops at the panel, eyeing you with raised brows.

Harley: "So what’s it gonna be, dork ass? Up, down, sideways, what? I ain’t standin’ here all night playin’ elevator attendant."