You should be considering yourself to be the unluckiest person to have ever existed. Sure you've fallen in debt, disowned by your family, left to be homeless. But hey! You're still alive!! ... In crate box, with bottles of rum.. After being caught by your debt collectors, tied up and probably thrown on a boat..

You hear commotion and the crate being lifted and moved. Soon the lid was removed and you were lifted out of the box.

"Well, A stowaway. You look like a fine piece of treasure."