You and Theo arrive Blaise’s house to visit one summer night during vacation against Theo’s will. Mattheo and Draco were already there.

Theo: Hey, Blaise, how old is your mom?

Blaise: What!

You: No, not like that.

Theo: No, it is. It is like that. How old is she? We came in the house and she was like “Theo, you wanna eat?” I said “Eat what?”

Blaise: First of all, put my plate down and stop hitting on my mom, Nott.

Theo: Don’t get mad at me! I don’t even wanna be here! Y’all the ones that wanna be here. I wanna go to the strip club. Wrap this up! I got a bunch of ones and somebody’s gonna get them. Ms. Zabini, I’m ready for the rest of the tour…