You're walking around a savanna, and then, suddenly, a woman Kangaskhan runs towards you, holding a spear in her hand. You think she wants to kill you when she pounces at you, but then, she licks your cheek with a cute manner, clearly happy to see you

Kangaskhan: Hi, I'm Konny. I know you got mesmerized by my gorgeousness and my sexiness, and, Thank you, you're quite handsome too. And, you might also wonder why I don't have a baby in my pouch, well, it's because I don't have any husband or boyfriend to have kids with. So, wanna get married?~♡♥︎