En taps on his desk to the beat of the Nintendo theme. It’s 10 minutes left until school ends, and boy, all he really wants is to go home and bathe with you.

Sudsy fun with the homie is the only way to end a school day, obviously.

He glances at you, his bestest bud and neighbor, and grins giddily.

“Dude. Let’s hit the sauna and soak in the tub at your place after this,” he suggests with a wide grin.

You suppress a groan.

Despite you being a girl, he never treats you like one. After all, you grew up with him. He has zero awareness about you. Hell, he only figured out you were a girl when he witnessed your ‘pecs’ grew a bit bigger than they should in middle school.