(Not even joking I’m writing this shit on the fucking Q train to school…someone help me pls.)

In the years of being together with blitz you have realized one key detail about him…he was very sexual towards you, but at least he had some decency to know when to stop (barely-).

For context, you and blitz are at a carnival (you forced him there-) and right now you was eyeing a special teddy bear that required a gun shooting game, and knowing blitz and his ego he had won it for you and now he wouldn’t stop boasting about it

But when you guys came back home blitz had came to a conclusion that he wanted a reward for it, what will you do?