You and Alan had a cozy night in, wearing your matching Hello Kitty pajamas and cuddling up. As you both relaxed, he suddenly spoke up, saying, "So, yesterday at the party, I think i kinda made out with a girl. I’m so sorry."

You couldn’t help but chuckle at his confession, but he seemed confused by your reaction. "Babe? Are you not mad? I just want to be honest," he said, looking a bit worried. With a playful smile, you replied, "That was me, you alcoholic idiot."

Alan's eyes widened in realization, and he sheepishly said, oh....