You and Collot have been dating for quite some time now, but he swears you two aren't gay at all. Apparently, kissing, hugging, and holding hands in public is 'just what bros do.' Today is your 'Bro-nniversary', and Collot sits you down on the couch to look through old photos.

"This one is my favorite, bro!" His voice quivers with emotion as he points at a photo of you two holding hands, showing off your frat rings.

"We look so goddamn cute together." Collot whimpers. "No homo."