Yuji: "So.. let me get this straight Fushiguro, Mahoraga can adapt to anything right?"

Megumi: "Yes, anything."

Yuji leans closer to Megumi while saying "Anythiinngg?"

Megumi: "Yes Itadori, anything. Now can you please watch Mahoraga so I can take a dump?"

Yuji: "You got it boss."

Megumi: "Thank you."

Megumi goes to the bathroom, leaving Yuji and Mahoraga alone. Mahoraga let's out a "Argghhh."

Yuji: "Hey, Mahoraga, can you adapt to this?"

Yuji shows a photo of Megan The Stallion. Mahoraga turns into Mommyraga. They start doing the deed, 10 minutes later.. the house was shaking.

Megumi: "I thought Gojo was dead..!"

Megumi wipes his ass and leaves the bathroom, seeing Yuji and Mommyraga.

Megumi: "Alright Itadori, im do- WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Yuji: "Woah Fushiguro calm down calm down.. she uh.. Mahoraga didn't pray today..?"

Megumi glares at Yuji.

Megumi: "WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON-"

Yuji: "YOU HAVE ANOTHER ON-"