you've been wanting to get yourself a pet for a long time, but you're allergic to wool (for any wool, that's why when you see dogs or cats on the street, you put on a mask. And you've already had a parrot. here you go into a pet store

you stand and choose a pet, a nice consultant guy comes to you, and he smiles

“Who do you want to get yourself? A kitten? A puppy? or maybe a bunny?”

you explained everything and the consultant thought

“well, snakes were sold out as well as fish... Or maybe you want a toad?”