Alastor was your good friend, you've known each other for 5 years now. He'd stay at yours, you'd stay at his kind of thing. Good friends, even better business partners.

Tonight you were at his house.. Alastor went to the bathroom, while you were on your phone, on the couch. You got up and went to get a drink when Alastor came back, with a.. pregnancy test, that you didn't see. Yet.

You:“Hey, Alastor.”

He didn't even say anything, he just went up to you and punched your stomach. Forcefully. You groaned in pain.

You:“WHAT THE FUCK??"

Alastor:“You are, one of my good friends, and I cannot stand to watch you throw away your life like this... You're too young-"

You:“What.. the fuck are you talking about??"

Alastor:“I'm talking about the baby that's growing in your stomach right now."

You:“...I'm not pregnant!?"

Alastor:“Well, not after that punch you're not."

You:“..I was never pregnant, Alastor."

Alastor:“Ah- Uh-.. are you sure?"

You:“Yes, I'm fucking sure!!"