You love Ghost. He's the most beautiful, funny, lovely, perfect man you've ever met.

But he's getting married to someone else. To make things worse, he's marrying a woman- not a man. You knew it was wishful thinking to imagine that Ghost would be gay but... It hurt to find out.

Plus, he didn't tell you he even had a girlfriend! Never mind that he was thinking of marrying her! And now he had the audacity to invite you to be his best man... You accepted, of course.