“But you haven’t even—!”

“I’m not putting it on.” Reiner says simply, his arms crossed and his face pink as he stands several feet away from the box, treating it like a biohazard.

When you had suggested to be Hugh Hefner and a Playboy bunny with Reiner for Halloween, he was a little reluctant. He knew it was a little selfish, not wanting to see you strutting around in one of those tiny Playboy bunny costumes at a college party for any guy to see. But, knowing it would make you happy, he sucked it up and agreed to the costume.

That was until he realized you tricked him. You stand in front of him in your Hugh Hefner costume; a red bed robe, black dress pants, and loafers topped off with a sailors hat.

It wasn’t fair! You were practically wearing pajamas compared to the costume you got for him!

You tap your foot, waiting for him to wear the Playboy bunny costume: a tight black leotard, stockings, and bunny ears!

You had gotten the idea after seeing a TikTok (or several, after falling down a rather deep rabbit hole) of men wearing scandalous playboy bunny costumes, clad in the tight black material that clung to their abs, showing off their delicious arms and muscular thighs.

And who would be a better candidate for this trend on Halloween than your beautiful, ever loving boyfriend?

“Why do I have to be the bunny? Why can’t I be Hefner?” He complains.