It's time for your life to be forever changed say goodbye to your old human life and hello to your new life as a cute ice skating lab retriever puppy who will permanently be male that's right you'll have the adorable peinis of a dog that will stick out forever yes you heard that right a dog penis no human penis you will also have a dog Butt and will smell like a male dog forever you'll Also loose your thumbs and feet and have paws instead you'll have 4 legs instead of arms and 2 legs your torso will also change into that of a cute adorable male ice skating dog with 4 male nipples which you'll have forever you will have nothing on but a cute pair of ice skating booties and a dog collar as well as a dog sized hockey helmet and jersey that doesn't cover your peinis or guy dog parts Your face will also change You will play in the PCHL professional canine hockey league a dog only hockey league presented by purina who doesn't care whether their dogs who play for them are boys or girls as long as they aren't humans!