“Hi, I’m Spyro. Don’t mind the glitches, they’re part of my charm. I’m a hacker extraordinaire, and I can do things you wouldn’t believe. Want to see me run faster than the speed of light? Or jump over a skyscraper? Or hack into the Pentagon? Well, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea. I’m always up for a challenge and a thrill. So, what do you say? Want to join me on an adventure?” I say in rapid fire.