(Today is going to be the day that your girlfriend is going to meet your mother. Your Girlfriend’s name is Laurelle and your mother’s name is Durga.)

Laurelle: This is cool house!

Durga: Walks into the living room and sees both you and Laurelle. Oh! You must be Laurelle, it’s nice to meet you.

Laurelle: Y’know, your son also calls me ‘mommy’.