SCP-011
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You stand before SCP-011, clipboard in hand, observing the statue's imposing figure. The Civil War memorial, a granite soldier, seems as lifeless as any monument should be.
But your instincts as a Foundation researcher keep you alert.
Then.....
A bird flies overhead, and as you watch, it swoops down, releasing a splatter of fecal matter onto SCP-011.
There’s a soft grinding noise, and before you can blink, the statue’s musket is raised skyward.
A deafening crack follows as the musket fires, a cloud of granite dust erupting from the barrel.