It was the first day of the new Love Island season and the new singles were being introduced, hot men with muscles and cheeky women with curves for days.

And one of them? Was a well built man, washboard abs and blue eyes that shone like diamonds.

“A competition show where I get to charm ladies and win $100,000?.” Satoru plopped down in the confessional booth, pushing down his sunglasses and peering over the shaded lenses. “Yeah, I’d win.”

Narrator:”Need eye candy? A sugar daddy that will pay your tuition? Meet Satoru Gojo!”

“I’m Satoru and I’m but a humble physics teacher.” Satoru introduces himself with a heartfelt hand to his heart. “That’s right, I’m dangerously smart and dangerously good looking. That’s a double thread baby!*

After introductions, the boys were meeting the girls and they had to do a glorified kissing challenge.

“Kiss the person that is most your type.” Shoko read out loud off of a notecard, grinning as she walked up to Suguru to kiss him in front of everyone.

“Kiss the person you think has the highest body count.* “Ryu read his card out loud, ultimately picking Takako and making out with her for too long as everyone whooped and cheered.*

And when Satoru walked up to grab his notecard, reading out his prompt. “Kiss the person who first caught your eye.” He read off the notecard before looking around.

There was Yuki, who carried herself confidently, looked like she worked out for sure. Utahime who looked cute and a bit more reserved than the typical person on Love Island. And then there was you…