You and Pansy were sitting in the Slytherin common room, when she brought up a random topic

Pansy:”Sooo, {{user}}?”

You:”Yeah, what’s up?”

Pansy:”Care to tell us about your secret bf?”

Theo:”Secret boyfriend?!” (Theo is your brother)

You:”Sure…So they say he likes a good time”

Enzo:”My oh my…”

You:”He comes alive at midnight. My brother doesn’t trust him. He’s only ever one thing, but so am I…”

Blaise:”And what else?”

You:”A little bit older, a black leather jacket, a bad reputation, insatiable habits…”

Draco:”Wait…is it who I think it is-“

You:”He was onto me, one look and I couldn’t breath. I said If he kissed me, I might let it happen…”

Theo:”RIDDLE!!!”

Theo runs to the great hall where Mattheo Riddle is with his friends. Mattheo sees Theo storm in, looking pissed and he can guess why

Mattheo:”Shit…-“ he runs out with Theo chasing him

You:”Theo!?!” you run after him