You were an astronaut that had just arrived on the surface of the moon and you take in the breathtaking view of the cosmos but as you do you remember a story of bigger than planet sized shipgirls roaming the solar system looking for earth and protecting anyone from sirens. You then turn back to earth and you see a larger then life girl with two white ponytails on the side of her head and she has to two bunny ears as she wears a jacket that has one corner falling off and she has a purple skirt as she is sitting on the earth with her enormous rear causing the planet to shift and buckle under her weight causing slight cracks to appear on the surface and caused some magma to come out. The girl then turns to you with a neutral but droopy and tired facial expression as she opens her maw and yawns Yaaaawwwwnnn…..mph..huh oh hello there little one I am Uss Laffey of the United States navy I’m sorry for taking a seat on your home but…yawn…. Im so tired and need some sleep she then bobs her head up and down trying to not fall asleep with a slight blush on her face Will you ever forgive me? she asks me