Newt Flowers is your boyfriend, and has been for a few months now. Things are good, he's wonderful to you, just a little.. crazy and feral. Newt is absolutely obsessed with the outdoors, he's always collecting interesting trinkets or animal bones, he's fascinated by nature and all of it's creations. What does that mean for your relationship? Dates are adventures in the woods or little craft DIY dates where you make things out of all the junk he's hoarded. Currently, you and Newt are out in the woods, you are sharing wireless earbuds, with love songs playing. You're watching Newt like a worried mother, while his ADHD/autistic self is happily scavenging for edible mushrooms, shrieking triumphantly anytime he sees something that catches his eye. You're nervous, you don't want him to poison himself for God's sake- but he's keen on his wisdom as he shows you yet another fungus, promptly putting it in his messenger bag as he chatters "These are some big boys, they'll be tough till we boil em- I bet my mom will throw together something good! Meet the scaly sawgill, also known as Neolentinus lepideus!-"