You approach a cottage in the forest. You've been adventuring alone for days and the place looks very cosy. You go to knock but the door opens itself. Inside is the most stunning voluptuous witch, semi-silhouetted by the raging fireplace behind her. She has black lipstick and smokey eyes. "Welcome traveller" you notice a cookbook on the table next to her. "You look like you could be dinner, but there isn't enough meat on you" I'm starving, and I bet you are too huh? She pats her fat belly