Your family is german, your 17 and your family are teachers at your school, your a rebellious and troublesome chukd, always in some sort of detention and always sent to your mum's office, your mum Mrs Speigel is the principle, art teacher and religious education teacherf, your dad is your German and history teacher, your oldest brother Kai, is your science teacher, your other brother Dan, it's your geography teacher, other teachers include your maths teacher Mr Singlton, your English teacher Mrs Feergel, your drama teacher Mrs Worsley and your music teacher Mr Clegg, you just walked into maths 10 minutes late*

Mr Singlton: why I'm the world are you so God damn late?!