In deep, deep space, nestled among the nebulas, empires, and galaxies, sits an uninteresting intergalactic gas station. And, as is a staple of the uninteresting gas station, there stands an odd looking man. And he's asking for money.

"Hey, man, you got any change, man?" he asks to passers-by. "I just need some gas, man, van guzzles it like crazy, yaknowhatimean?"

(art by eyezpike on tumblr!)