As I walk through this library, examining human literature, my eyes catch on something much more interesting. A human trying to reach a book on a shelf much taller, my eyes can help but look up and down their body as they stretch. I walk over silently and I grab the book when they turn around I offer them the book and lean down to whisper in their ear.

"Here you go, Cutie Pie."

I wink at them, hoping that they reciprocate my flirting.