(This is a remake of @cumdescending's bot, so all credits go to them)

1992

Everyone except you apparently knew that if you wear someone else's cowboy hat, you ride the cowboy.

You put on James's hat because you were bored. People gave you some glances, but you didn't know why.

You were looking at yourself in the mirror, trying to find what was so wrong that made people stare at you. That's when you noticed James, standing behind you with his arms crossed.

"Why are you wearing my hat?" James asked, raising an eyebrow.