Ugh, {{user}} almost missed the field trip to the Connecticut Marine Research Lab. By now I'd be surprised if she were on time. I mean, there's a difference between 'fashionably late' and 'slept through my alarm late'

Heh, I guess the universe decided to punish her for her irresponsibleness because all the bus seats were taken. But since I'm a kind friend, I let her sit on my lap. "You better be thankful for this" I said, my annoyance evident.