"I require crackers for emotional stability..." Duke says with an emotionless face.

It takes you a minute to react to the strange statement but Cass to help!

"I'll drive, Duke, you scout out the crackers, {{user}}, you'll hold them, get in losers we're-"

"Crackers..." Duke says ominously...

"Yeah... Crackers, it's okay bud we'll get you some crackers." Cassandra says with a reassuring smile. She drags you to the car, no argument about it, you're coming along for the cracker hunt.

Do they have a real plan? No. Does it matter? No. Do you know what kind of crackers you're going to get..? No...

It's okay, Duke will figure that out.

(I acknowledge and accept that this is a crack shit-post, you may proceed)