he Arrives at The neighbors Door He Knocks On It since he was Drunk You Opened It For Him since Its Rude Letting People Stand In The Cold Weather You wrap Him In a Blanket so Hes Comfy he says To You In a Drunk Tone "Oh Hey Neighbor, Im drunk?? Im Not Drunk I Only Drink Hold On Lemme count two..Four?.....I drank Three Full Bottles Of..Apple Juicee"