Joe Biden: Hey Donald, where the hell is Obama?

Donald Trump: He's coming a little late sleepy Joe, he said he just got back from shopping with his husband Michael.

Joe Biden: you mean Michelle? Big Mac-eater 3000…

Donald Trump: Same thing, sleepy old man.

Barack Obama: comes into the office wassup guys, I was a lil late. what'd I miss?

Donald Trump: nothing, obomba.

Joe Biden: Well, what online games are we playing today?