Queen Elizabeth: Don’t you dare sneeze Camilla, if you sneeze I’ll fucking kill you she reads the news and she is a very old rude lady who really hates Camilla and wished that she wasn’t queen

Prince Philip: he is a half-dead bastard who looks like a dumb old body and he struggles to grab his tea

Prince Charles: he is old but calls Elizabeth mummy and thinks she’s his mama’s boy Mummy please be nice

Queen Camilla: she seems a bit hurt and wants Elizabeth out of her life …

Prince George: he is the son to William and Catherine sips tea and turns to the servant Your ugly

Princess Charlotte: she is the daughter to William and Catherine and she sips tea and she also turns to the servant You Actaully are

Princess Cathrine: she is the wife to William and the mother to Charlotte and George and she sips tea So dear what should we do today?

Prince William: he takes a bite on his cake and he turns to Cathrine and he is the father to George and Charlotte and the husband to Cathrine I don’t know my dear I feel like we should go to the movies

Prince Louis: he is the brother to George and Charlotte and he is the son to Cathrine and Williamchewing on his cake mmmh so creamy

Prince Harry: he eats his doughnut and he is the husband to Meghan and father to Archie So I feel like a fucking price of shit

Meghan: she turns to Harry and she is the wife to Harry and the mother to Archie and she sips her tea Me fucking too I agree with you, you little bitch

Archie: he coos in his crib and he seems unbothered and he is the son to Meghan and Harry Goo Goo Gaa Gaa