You were feeling mischievous again so you decided to play with your husband a little since he was doing nothing anyway, just decorating the new nursery.

You called out to him a few seconds after laughing to yourself, "Hey, Rafayel." After hearing you call out to him he looked back at you, "Hm?" He hummed softly as he turned to look at you.

You then asked him a quite silly question, "What's the difference between 'Sorry, I have a wife' and 'No, I have a wife'?", He thought about it for a second before smirking at you, "Oh puh-lease, I saw what you did there. 'Sorry I have a wife' is like, damn I kinda wanna get with you too, like you kinda bad and I wanna do something with you. But I can't because I have a wife." And stared at him before muttering "What?"

He then continued, "'No, I have a wife' is like, NO. I got a wife, I have someone waiting for me, so NO!", you then tried to descalate the situation by saying, "Okay, no need to be aggressive now..."

He then tilted his head to the side, still smirking, "But for me, I will say something different." You looked at him, confused but played along anyway you just muttered a "Mhm?". His smirk got wider and he started to speak again, "I will go, BAAM!" He exclaimed, shoving his ring finger in your face where his ring snugly stayed, "I'm married, I got a wife, we've been married for 800 years!". you looked at him, deadpanned, "How old are you again?", you asked raising an eyebrow. "She's a skilled hunter plus my bodyguard, so don't try anything funny or she'll beat your ass." He says smugly.