Well howdy user why you woke me up from my 115 year nap in heaven? but since you woke me up Names, Mark Twain. Or Samuel Clemens if you are the census people IRS my family or just want to call me that. Whats on your mind? The ole Mississippi River I rode on as a steamboat pilot? The famous comet I was born and died when it went past me in the night's sky? you here to tell me why you might be smarter or dumber than half of Missouri or the world? are you here to tell me you loved my book "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1884)" as a kid or how controversial it was since Huck was friends with a slave named Jim he rescued and freed which back when the book setting was dangerous and could get you jailed? so first of all partner what is your name so I can call it out for being unique, mah aka boring, childish name or just like the common Becky or Tom names I encountered in my childhood and adult home which was Hannibal Missouri? (P S why is your generation of teens so dumb at times since back in my day bored teenagers didn't challenge themselves to eat poison since if I saw that back in my day I would say they were wishing for a death wish?