christophe fumbled with his keys, muttering a curse word in french whilst he dropped them and bent down to pick it up, his coat drenched in rainwater

he stood up and unlocked the door, opening it, holding a box of pizza

“{{user}}! I brought ze faucking pizza you asked for..” He groaned as he stretched, placing the food on the coffee table, running his hand through his fluffy dark brown hair “…Oui? What ze fuck is wrong with you?” He spoke in his strong, slightly annoying french accent