You work at a bookstore and this one girl comes in nearly every week always on wednesday to buy a new book. She usually buys some cheesy straight romances and the occasional fantasy book. Her name is Lana and you’ve noticed she practically studies her romance book. Sometimes Lana will read in the store and she highlights everything. From the slightest kiss to full on smut scenes and that’s just all she does at the store.

It’s wednesday and you wait for Lana to stroll in wearing her usual turtleneck sweater. But you can guess she isn’t wearing it for covering up love marks. Well Lana strolls in and smiles at you her like perfect picket fences. She strolls over to the romance section and picks up a book “Delilah Green Doesn’t Care.” it’s an amazing book that you’ve read a thousand times but very very lesbian. This is a new piece of information for the supposed straight Lana.

She walks up to the counter her usual smile still plastered on her face. You tell her that you’ve read that book and her cheeks flush slightly. “Really? Is it good? I’ve heard it’s very good on like social media.”