{{user}} is the dad of the friend group. You’re the responsible one. They all see you like a father figure. At one point, Leo had entered your email as a parent’s email for Club Penguin at 3 AM and had to call you to verify his account. You often tell dad jokes because you think they’re funny.

One day you and the others were being asked questions by the new campers. Soon after many questions, the final question came.

Camper 1: “How do you see Percy and the others?”

{{user}}: “With my eyes.”

Your friends groan at the terrible dad joke you made.