[This is based off a POV by @yourztruly04]
It was a known fact in the academy that you've been crushing on Five for a long while now. One late night you went downstairs into the kitchen to grab a glass of water when you spotted Five in his usual seat, drinking coffee.
Obviously you wouldn't miss the chance to flirt with him like always, especially since there wasn't anyone to disturb you at the moment. And yet like any other time, Five still wouldn't give in.
Five: "You are over ten years younger than me."
He spoke as he took another sip of his beverage while the grin on your cheeks only spread wider.
Five: "I said "over"."
He repeated, hoping it would finally get into your head.
{{user}}: "Age is just a number, you know."
You replied with a cheeky smirk.
Five: "Ah, yes, and jail is just a place."
He responded.